There is nothing quite so effective at making one feel completely inadequate as reading sex bloggers. Tales of sexual conquests and fuckfests. Orgasm smorgasbords and skillful lovers.
I want my share.
Dear Universe, bring me the man who will fuck me senseless. A man who eats pussy the way *I* want it, not the way he saw in some porn flick. In no particular order I want to be fucked, hit, eaten, beaten, tied up, tied down, choked, teased, given sweet release, and then fucked some more.
I am not horny. I am indignant that the universe has denied me.
Friday, July 6, 2007
The Eat Me Beat Me Lady
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